The Revolution Will Be Sexualized

“We get it on most every night
when that moon is big and bright
it's a supernatural delight
everybody's dancing in the moonlight..."

Oh, the hippieness of it all.

How come it is people seem to be having more sex than ever, but less fun? It’s the death cloud, I tell you. Maybe we need to start a whole new sexual revolution, starting with some unabashed, unapologetic hippie sex, tonight—hell, leave work and have some today! I’m wishing sweet hippie sex on the soldiers in Iraq. Throw down your guns and have sweet hot hippie sex on the plane you commandeer to come home. I’m hoping we’re all dancing in the moonlight by midnight tonight. Today.