New Year’s Resolutions for the United States of America

Out of Iraq.
Change of regime (here).
No more nukes.
Go solar.
Get over yourself.
Stop eating so much sugar.
Stop watching so much TV.
Heal the sick.
House the homeless.
Be a mensch.
Live Jefferson’s dream.
Love the planet.
Love thy neighbor.
Stop the spying.
Stop the torture.
Stop the fear.
Love peace.
Love the single mothers, gays, Arabs, Jews, blacks.
Pay a living wage.
Give a child a decent education—no, a great education.
Let no child go hungry. Ever.
Let the innocent out of jail.
Look in the mirror. Naked.
Love the protestors and truth-tellers.
Have fun.
Laugh. At yourself.

Happy New Year